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Assifications Review

Reviewed: 2009-10-23
Quick site rank and complete review of Assifications | Categories: Anal, Megasites, Pornstar

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Our Rating: 74/100

Quality of Content: 20/25

Purchase Value: 15/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 1/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 4/5


Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: no

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For Assifications

User Rating: 47/100 - based on 50 votes.

Price & Payment Options

Join by credit card through LocalBilling for $2.95 for a 1-day limited trial access, $26.95 for 30 days recurring and $53.95 for 90 days.

Tour Promises

Assifications.com promises ripe asses being smacked from cheek to crack, gaping, double penetration and ATM action, 15 bonus sites for free.

My Opinion About Assifications

Hot, ripe asses are abundant on Assifications and the women, practically all pornstars are ready to bend over and take it like hos. When you spot the likes of Melissa Lauren, Jayna Oso and Jenna Haze, you know that you're going to be in for one hell of a steamy hot-ass ride.

When you initially enter the site, you'll have to do a bit of browsing to actually get to the exclusive Assifications content, but you'll also be excited by all that is offered to you. There are 65 additional sites with this one membership and if that doesn't spell a great deal then you might be interested in the 14 categories of DVD streaming videos. One whole section is devoted to anal. DPViolations, AssLickingClub and BlackBootyBonanza are some of the sites that come with this membership.

In order to access Assifications you can either scroll down the page and click on the site banner or select the site from the drop down menu. You can also browse models by name, find content by action category or type in a keyword and make a search. However, using any of these added features will give you results from the entire network.

Right now there are 43 Assifications episodes. The problem is that the site has not added anything new since March 2009 and prior to that there hadn't been a new anal scene in three months. While the site may update sometime in the future, I wouldn't count on more than one any time soon and this is stretching it. Thankfully, the huge network makes up for this and so do the actual anal scenes.

There are plenty of pornstars sucking dick and opening their cheeks for some hard ass fucking. Butts are often left gaping and some of these chicks even Hoover the cum out of cock after the pole has already been in their ass. There are screen captures with each episode and there are also high 1024x682 resolution stills. The photos are great and you can either view them in a slideshow or download them in Zip files. Most of the sets include at least 200 glamour-style hardcore photos.

Movies can also be downloaded and without restriction. Flash streams look very good, but the Windows Media Videos (640x480, 964kbps) and MPEG (640x480, 970kbps) flicks aren't as high quality as I'd like. Most are about 30 minutes long, and while the image and sound is decent, the quality really can't compete with most movies these days. What saves the flicks is the action. Couples anal, gaping asses and ATM are aspects of the majority of films, but some of the chicks bring along toys to fuck their pussies while being hammered in their butts. Also, there's a very hot scene with Trina Michaels in a cop uniform.

Final Verdict

Assifications offers some great looking pornstars with big tits and fine booty, but videos on this site aren't up to par with the standards set by the majority of sites. Also, you can't count on weekly or even monthly updates. In fact, I wouldn't count on this site updating at all. Access to the entire bonus network is great, but this is more or less like an archive site delivering lots of hardcore action, but not delivering a whole lot of sites that update.


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Date Site Name Rating
2009-03-28Sawa's reviews78

Average score on other review sites : 78/100


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