Price & Payment Options:
Join by credit card or check through Paycom or CCBill for $2.95 for 3-day limited trial access, $29.95 for 30 days recurring and $69.95 for 90 days.
Tour Promises:
Assifications.com promises sluts being fucked in the ass for the first time, explicit anal fucking, full download access, and bonus sites.
My Opinion About Assifications:
I think we can all do with a nice piece of ass every once in a while, but it seems that Assifications likes their buttocks ripe and ready at least once a week. Of course, this is great news for those who want plenty of anal lovin', which is the exact kind of hardcore that plays out on this site.
At first I found the members' area a little bit confusing, but I soon realized that Assification isn't the only site that comes with a membership, and it's not the only anal one, either. As an automatic EliteMember, you get a total of eight exclusive sites, including DPViolations, Gagaholics and TeenageViolations. There are also 19 DVD categories, DVD feeds, and even live chat, if you're feeling inclined to get some hot action right on the spot.
For now, I am personally interested in finding more about Assifications.com and when I scroll down the members' page, I see the site banner, click it, and am on my way to some hardcore excitement. I wasn't that excited though, at least when I saw the picture sets. There are 21 of them so far, which isn't bad, but no new sets have been added since January 2007, which was six months ago. There are lots of delicious gals with some fine and fuckable booty, though. Each set comes with between 120 and 140 crisp, glam-style pictures. The 1000x666 photos are super and you can view them in a slideshow. I loved that the chicks first appear fully clothed and then they strip down to give us a great view of their tits, twats and butt holes before giving head and getting a throbbing dick hammered into their asses. You'll definitely want to save a few of these shots, but there isn't a zip file, so expect to go through the daunting process of downloading the images one at a time.
As much as the photos were hot, I was still a bit disappointed with the update schedule and was holding out hope for more frequently-added movies. Up until last month, there were flicks every four to five days, and while already there are 38 hard-hitting ass flicks to dive into, an update hasn't been made in almost two weeks. The producers of this site definitely need to get their act together.
However, there is some good news, and that's the fact that the films rock. All are full feature downloadable 1600Kbps 352x240 .mpgs. One slight problem is that you will need to use your IE browser to save them to your computer, because they don't seem to download through FireFox. In any case, once you get to see a film, then you'll be completely turned on. Jayna Oslo was the most recent chick, and while I never got the feeling that she was new to anal, she may very well have been new to doing anal scenes in front of a camera. File sizes are large, and the downloads were painfully slow. It's at this point that I really wanted to see clips or even different formats available.
Final Verdict:
Assifications offers some sweaty hot anal sex, but there are so many things that the site needs to improve on. The bonus network is great, but the updates are infrequent, there's only one video format, and the episodes take forever to download. If you have patience, then I certainly recommend the site and all that comes with it, but otherwise it was more of a pain in the ass than a pleasure of anal sex.
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Reviewed By:
Lauren
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